Hugh Jasdick

Meet Donald Trump Colored Edition Hugh Jasdick

The ideal gift for Trump supporters! Watch Shark Week with Stormy Daniels! See definitive proof that Golden Showers did not happen in Moscow!



Tastefully honoring our esteemed and benevolent leader, this colored edition of Meet Donald Trump: A Kid's Story and Activity Book offers nearly 69 pages of gorgeous illustrations depicting the important events and people from The Donald's life. It provides hundreds of hours of fun and education.



Learn about young Donald as a cadet. Revisit Donald as host of Celebrity Apprentice with very special celebs. Meet the family as well - Ivanka and Jared with Don Junior. World leaders Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un make appearances. Get to know his employees Kellyanne Conway and Mike Pence.

Big issues like race, immigration, the border wall, and transgenders in the military are covered in a sensitive fashion - not unlike the Trump Administration's handling. Contemplate reading some of his most important words. He has a lot of words. Bigly. Enjoy hours of dress up fun with the included nude Donald and Melania paper dolls and outfits. Put Donald in his golfing gear. Let Melania relive her modeling days in a bikini and briefcase full of cash and jewels. Be a part of the presidential action! Create your own Tweets and Executive Orders to share on the web. Enjoy access to exclusive, members-only content. Includes an exclusive Trump University diploma suitable for framing. A $35,000 value!

Early reviews will be glowing. Betsy DeVos may replace existing social science books with Meet Donald Trump: A Kid's Story and Activity Book. Robert Jeffress, the pastor who said Jews are going to hell, may say that Meet Donald Trump is history's third most important text - after the Bible and The Art of the Deal.



Even the fake mainstream media will have to acknowledge the importance of Meet Donald Trump: A Kid's Story and Activity Book when it dominates the failing New York Times bestseller list!



Also available: Meet Donald Trump: A Kid's Story, Coloring, and Activity Book: Un-Colored Edition and Meet Donald Trump: Double Dong Edition (both editions in one).



Hugh Jasdick is proud to be making America Great Again. He is currently writing Lock Her Up! The Hillary Clinton Story, a choose your own adventure book. He is the nephew of opinion columnist Ed Anger.