Dr. Klinkenfeldt

Dr. Klinkenfeldt's Guide to Picking Up Women

Dr. Klinkenfeldt runs a top research institute in Nerdeborg which specializes in the study of human behavior. He has helped tens of billions of people around the globe with such problems as erectile dysfunction, obtaining inner peace and opening really tough jars. Is your knowledge of the fairer sex restricted to what you?ve read in internet chat rooms? Do you spend most of your time playing with your online avatar instead of engaging in meaningful real life interactions with women? Is sex something you perform on your own, moments before crying yourself to sleep at night? Never fear. Dr. Klinkenfeldt is here to bring you the most direct approach to picking up women. Dr. Klinkenfeldt?s guide is the perfect gift for that special someone who hasn?t got a clue.